Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Jurgætus LXII Attempts Diplomatic Relations with Earth

Jurgætus LXII, Prime Imperator of Jurgætium, has grown wise to the attempts of Zarg VI, Grand Praetor of Xarnaq IV, to curry favour with a certain civilisation on a backwater planet in order to facilitate trade relations between the Xarnaq Praetorium and the world known as “Earth.”
  The Praetorium has recognised psionic traits in early development in certain factions on this planet that, in time, would be mutually compatible with both the commercial goals and cultural relations of Xarnaq IV.
  Unfortunately, as Jurgætium is technologically close to parity with Xarnaq IV, their psychological and psionic aptitudes lag several millennia behind. Prime Imperator Jurgætus is currently attempting inroads at normalising relations with Earth’s power brokers by sending autographed plaques with the imperator’s likeness.
  The Grand Synod of Jurgætium is both confident and optimistic that these overtures will be well received.

Monday, March 09, 2015

“Move It Like You Like It”

C’mon baby, move it like you like it (3X)
You move it like you like it — and I like it, yeah I like it

There’s a place in The Classic City you should know
After school the whole gang knows just where to go
Moving from the heart, it’s all more than just for show
Come on down and move, you girls just grab your beau

Move it like you like it — see the ponytails bob
Move it like you like it — turn up the volume knob
Move it like you like it — pomade’s got it under control
You like it like you rock and you like to roll

C’mon baby, move it like you like it (3X)
You move it like you like it — and I like it, yeah I like it

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