Thursday, December 15, 2011

Der Kuss der Gräfin: Dreams of the Mudlark

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...The green of the grass, the murmur of small talk, and the balm of camellia in the 21st Stratum... The garden party took place in the bac...
Wednesday, November 16, 2011

A Quantum Walk Through the Arcade: Answering the Tachyonic AntiTelephone

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BIO-RITMO de DOS: A common device of the early strata, often found in emporium vestibules but mnemonically associated with the Echelon Faci...
Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Organisational Health: Corporate Taphonomy in situ

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ACT I: THE MICROCOSM OF WANTS VS. NEEDS A: “This idea is shite.” B: “But that’s what the customer wants.” A: “No, that’s what the client wan...
Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday Tipple: Michelada del Jefe

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As the blistering dog days in Classic City slowly ebb away, so too do most people’s summer drink preferences. Johnny Gutts advises us not to...
Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Vitello di Trota: The Fish Don’t Know It’s Wet

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The advert proof came back from the client with their “Special of the Week” headline circled in red ink with an accusatory question mark: “V...
Monday, June 27, 2011

Dumb Luck Dog: La Sindone di Reddi

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“Herr Doktor Ghoulsby wasn’t much for watching the dogs, being a busy man with his golf game and dentistry gig. Pets are for the kids, righ...
Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Dumb Luck Dog: It’s Gotta Be Jarrett

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Jarrett was first spotted just off a rural Alabama road trapped in a briar patch howling wretchedly. An offer of cold pizza caught his curi...