Condimento X — The Flavour Panacea

Let’s be real — Mom didn't warn you that the world of Adult Cuisine would be so wrought with landmines of taste. Restaurants, food trucks — even the simple act of eating out — are all high risks after years depending on Mom’s store-bought pabulum.
  Orville Foods International presents Condimento X to help you to proudly claim Manifest Destiny over your Food Frontier. Condimento X neutralises taste receptors across the Flavour Matrix to “get it all down” without discomfort.
  In the end, Condimento X eases the bolus during deglutition regardless of its substrate composition, giving epicures on edge the Ultimate Dining Coping Mechanism.