Condimento X — The Flavour Panacea

Let’s be real — Mom didn't warn you that the world of Adult Cuisine would be so wrought with landmines of taste. Restaurants, food trucks — even the simple act of eating out — are all high risks after years depending on Mom’s store-bought pabulum.
  Orville Foods International presents Condimento X to help you to proudly claim Manifest Destiny over your Food Frontier. Condimento X neutralises taste receptors across the Flavour Matrix to “get it all down” without discomfort.
  In the end, Condimento X eases the bolus during deglutition regardless of its substrate composition, giving epicures on edge the Ultimate Dining Coping Mechanism.

HysterMist™ — Fighting Climacteric Change One Sip at a Time

Okay, we get it. The sudden hot flashes. The steady increase in bitchery over the years. The existential vacuum you face after a lifetime on the self-referrential treadmill of solipsism. Climacteric Change affects everybody — including female women ‘past their bloom.’
  Enter HysterMist™ by Barger & Ewens — a refreshing, functional beverage crafted to ease her Autumn Transition with composure and nonchalance.
  HysterMist™ is laced with oestro-flavoids that calm conniptions and mitigate meltdowns, lightening your accrued lifestyle load with aplomb.
  Sip your way to stability with HysterMist™, the Over-40 Spritzer. It’s for the greater good.

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Inhalant Récréatif: Nacho Cheese

Select flavours of KUMO-Z recreational inhalants now feature Xanthoid Gas — a proprietary compound that improves vapour mouthfeel by viscosification of airflow.
  As sniffeur demand for recreational inhalants surges, Orville Flavour Solutions continues to provide remedies pour la bouche with consumer satisfaction always in mind.

Inhalant Récréatif: Cool Ranch

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