Monday, December 25, 2023

Bittersweet Sensations Across the Dementia

The instabilities of Dementia VII are well known. Amalgamated states of superimposition are unpredictable, like the one that forced a space-time merger of The Häag and Creamy’s. And those same quantum forces can work in reverse, bifurcating those same entities through an eigenvalue crash.
  Nevertheless, Mr Burr has prevailed through the trials of these Möbius roller coasters through Dementia VII to come out on top as Gestalt Ascendant of Dairy Interludes. But history leaves a crumb trail across many Dementia.
  Mr Burr’s original paghpaghak dispensary lay in Dementia III in Villaggio di Pietralegno. In the current D.III timeline, witnesses may be disheartened to see the facility left derelict and committed to dust, a fate not dissimilar to the historic Echelon Facility, Patinoire Del-Wood, or the future forsaken Sands AFB of 2024.
  But let us not wallow in discouragement. If Mr Burr can find success hop-skipping to other dimensions, maybe these other institutions have also found continuing prosperity somewhere else in the omniverse.
  Chin up, lads.

Thursday, December 21, 2023

ERS Updates ‘Toolz’ for Social Media Milksops

Crush it on social media! Cultivate your latent psychological pathologies with the Emotive Response System’s Digital Lifestyle Toolz™ for media exhibitionism.
  Today’s astute internet users are nigh hungry for your personal content, especially if it’s disgorged without the taint of thoughtful reflection.
  First person narratives are notably engaging as your Main Character Energy arouses the interest of complete strangers who apparently have unlimited time and attention to help fortify your depleted reserves of self-worth.
  The ERS Digital Lifestyle Toolz™ Combo-Pak includes mobile versions of:
  • The Spectrum 4.0 Lifestyle Product app
  • Culture Transition Services app
  • All current Punge Procedural apps
  • Hello Planaria Social Minefield Guide
  • Fragility Cultivation app
  • ‘Digital Despair’ forums, galleries and micro-blogs where the tech-savvy can bask and share in collective misery

As Johnny Gutts has declared, “In an Information Economy, there’s no such thing as Too Much Information!”
  The world is indeed the shoulder for you to cry on, so sign up today for the ERS Digital Lifestyle Toolz™ and let it all hang out!

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Makkuyama: Plunge, Impact, and Restoration

Though Malinconico and Scarlatti learned hard lessons after the 980 ATV debacle near Nottingham, personnel bickering at the rescue centre at Makkuyama was normal. Alas, this friction was aggravating to civilian onlookers at the base of operations, which inflamed witness vexations beyond that of the crabby commandos.
  It was then that the Temper of Nadoghy raised the entire mountain into the sky and cast it Chicxulub-like into the abyss at Wicewudu.
An impact event to make the world shudder.
  Chagrined, Malinconico and Scarlatti climbed into the crater and de-rendered the pulverised breeze block and tar paper impactite components. With their synth-orogenic will to power, the pair saw Makkuyama again rise into the firmament, a monument to the purpose of all helping hands.

Friday, December 08, 2023

Un pájaro en una jaula sombría

Stratum Minus IV: El tiempo antes de los estratos

In the vicinity of Richly Rhell stands the dingy farmacia in the shadows of the great arch of Penn Fruit. Young eyes gaze up at the blaring pink neon of the marquee signage.
  Inside, those same eyes have nowhere else to stare but upward. Drab, off-white panels, parallels and perpendiculars hang over a faint electrical hum.
  A flit of motion overhead catches the young eyes with surprise.
El gorrión, the original animal sky-bo, caroms off planar surfaces in all three dimensions, each impact an increasing iota of disorientation.
  The young eyes sense the monachopsistic frustration of the stunned spadger with the soft heart of sympathy vexed by the impuissance of the moment.
  Even if one is an old soul, eyes this young might as well see all spaces as liminal instances awaiting ascription, annotated with thoughts questioning both limitations and latitudes of dimensional postulates.

Atribuciones Sugeridas:
• Alegorías de jaulas de pájaros
• Metáforas de pez fuera del agua
• Hasta la saciedad...