Sunday, December 29, 2019

Le Gazomètre Mecoponaca 2


De-blurring...
De-gaussing...
The past’s future dissolves to the present... to show what paints this Vomick Fever Dream — Le Gazomètre Mecoponaca...

  A third real-life instance that’s triggered the memory of a frequent but oft-forgotten dream fragment.
  The common motif threading between dream and reality: being delineated upon the most basic schema of the conscious mind’s orientation — deportment of the physical in spatial dimensions.

Friday, December 27, 2019

Le Gazomètre Mecoponaca


The fields at Eagle Road beckon...

  As the green Plymouth disembarks from the M-Tug, young eyes curiously gaze upward at the looming mystery structures, trying to make sense of them. Furley youngsters pepper Courier One with questions:
  “Is Grandma in there?”
  “Is that where Grandma is?”
  “Are we almost there?”

  But Courier One merely presses on, away from the industrial waterfront into the Chesco countryside.
  It’s just as well that Grandma was not there at
le Gazomètre Mecoponaca — as it eventually became a Superfund toxic site.

Meanwhile, Bunky and the Kinsmen await at Eagle Road...

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Farewell, Xiānggăng Harbour


Dim sum mainstay on the Chái Jùn Qiáo Road
Steamer carts and bamboo baskets
Glass bricks and fish tanks beckon
Veronique and the Phoenix Claws
A bold dare with a spot of tea
Zàijiàn to Xiānggăng Harbour

Saturday, December 21, 2019

Pungeonary Franchises Now Available in Coney County


  The Orville Corporation’s Pungeonary Franchise Division is ushering in a new era of growth. We’re seeking entrepreneurs who want to be a part of an iconic brand with a bright future. And Coney County looks to be a part of it.

Direct Customer Engagement
  Orville believes that the best way to serve the needs of customers is to pungeon them. Market research and strategeries are based on real incites from people benefitting from our services.

Commitment to Franchise Operators
  We stand behind our franchisees with business and ops support:


• Streamline store-level ops with pre-calibrated dosages, proprietary pungeon procedurals, and detailed ops instructions with ongoing support

• Consistency, teamwork and Sys-Based™ operations help our franchisees’ growth

• Exceptional 5P Customer Service Plan: Prowl, Pounce, Punge, Programme, & Say “Preesh”


  Your clients have come to expect the dependability of our signature treatments — like Orville’s irresistible Psy-Punge or our infamous Inanimate Pungle — but they are always pleasantly surprised with new additions to our ever-evolving menus that capture the best from domestic, international, public, and private arenas.
  If you are ready to start the process, or just have a conversation to explore the possibilities, get in touch with Orville. A franchise specialist will get back to you to answer any questions you might have.

Friday, December 06, 2019

APF to Hold Charity Ball for NAI


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Allied Pungeoning Front (APF) will host a “Dance & Babble” charity ball to raise aid for the National Awareness Initiative on Prickle-Prickle, Chaos 4th, YOLD 3186 (Stratum XLVII) at 8:00 p.m. at P-Bones Baxter St. Pungeonary in Heritageville.
  This gala event will feature performances by musical groups Clampy Hold, Low Van Winkle, comedienne Petra McBreyer, and DJ Jared Gutts. Johnny Gutts of the APF will be the emcee and compère.
  The National Awareness Initiative (NAI) was established to bring together organisations from all levels to share best practices, pool and direct resources, and identify new directions and learning opportunities in order to improve awareness.
  A suggested donation of €5 is recommended. Advance tickets are available at all local pungeonaries, as well as The Gristle and Mack’s.