Sunday, November 11, 2018

Retro Tech: The Orville Pungeonator™ 2000

By the turn of the 21st Century, the Orville Corporation had made substantial technical advances in the fields of interrogation, reprogramming and pungeoning.
 Orville introduced the Pungeonator™ 2000 in late 1999, just in time to allay fears over the Y2K Crisis. With leading-edge psychological technology, the Pungeonator™ 2000 set a new standard, providing a clear, clean, and intuitive abuser-interface that removed pesky Command Clutter hassles.
  Certain pungeoning techniques as the Psy-Truncheon, the Inanimate Pungle and the Burn of Hukei-Lau were now made automatic and hands-free.
 We’ve come a long way.

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