Quantum Bifurcation in Dementia VII = Cheap Ice Cream

Due to fractal storm activity in Dementia VII, an eigenvalue crash has forced the superposed quantum amalgamated states of Creamy’s and The Häag into an energy level rift, splitting them both back into sovereign entities.
  Under the firm, Kissinger-like direction of Mr Burr (and a not-unnoticed current of bulldada at their backs), Creamy’s has re-established its superposition of Gestalt Ascendant in the Seventh Dementia as “Mr Burr’s Dairy Interludes.”
  The quantum collapse of the ether-essence of The Häag has left it in liminal limbo. May her lessons be long remembered.
  Sixteen-cent scoops of Mr Burr’s iced dairy concoctions will be given away throughout this spring to thank denizens of Dementia VII for their ongoing support.