Cultivate the Fragility

Middle Kingdom familial professionals have liaised with Orville’s Emotive Response System to provide a support network for Western báizuǒ birthing persons. Experts exhort quasi-involved parental units to heed the sage teachings of Nánjué Monkhouse, Enlightened Polyhistor of Ōuzhōu.
  They will be guided to raise offspring to be dependent and sensitive caitiffs, thereby giving said parentals an indefinite sense of purpose. And thus overburdened parentals can depend on the judicious oversight of local Hukou Co-Prosperity Council agents.
  The circle will then be complete. In the wise words of Monkhouse, “The eternal teat will never go unsuckled.”