Hello Planaria™ Digital Companion Guides You Through Social Discomforts

Hello Planaria™ is a digital psychological alert companion created by the Orville Corporation for their Emotive Response System’s public outreach services. Users can engage the app to recognise delicate social situations that many find triggering or overwhelming. The ability of Hello Planaria™ to detect Bad Vibes is paramount in a time when people’s common sense and social awareness are fettered by simultaneous connections to various digital realms.
  The Hello Planaria™ coding framework is based on simple bio-forms that are naturally attuned to the sensitivities of their sphere of vitality. We have the lowly planaria flatworm to thank for this. Take a bow, little worm!
  Programmers at ERS have fortified the worm’s extant nervous system and sensitivity genes and recoded its genome into a digital configuration to serve users on a human level.
  Custom algorithms are optimised to detect an array of specific discomforts and other intrusions of reality. A sonic alert works via speaker or earbuds. Hello Planaria™ can be set to sense Stranger Danger, questioning glances, disapproving eyerolls, potential frenemies, and more! Hello Planaria™ will also kindly offer banal affirmations whilst in stand-by mode.
  Rest assured that the technology inspired by a mere invertebrate is there to help you navigate reality.
  Hello Planaria™ also works well in conjunction with individuals who are on The Spectrum. Available for download at finer app stores.