Inner Hatchling ’24

In a simple clutch, disparate outcomes span the freewill spectrum.
Potentials are evoked upon oviposition. The grass is always greener until that locus is reached; thereupon L’uovo di Colombo elucidates volitional options in hindsight. Those same choices hereafter lay ahead for deliberated consideration just the same.

Pungle Initiative, Stratum LI

With BBACBL interference a thing of the past, the blinkered impotentate is again his own worst enemy.
  Mule-Man sports a ponytail and shark’s tooth necklace, which don’t seem to impress anyone over ten years old. His spongy middle tests the pliancy of his spectrum-stained garments as his raised finger studies the sulfurous winds of fickle opinion he scampers to follow. Ever vigilant, his girth guards the bubbling Fountain of Selcouth that issues the Dew of the Mountain he finds so quenching.
  His affected piety to creativity boils down to name-dropping and coat-tailing perceived artiste-types for his own benefit. Watch him waddle in his favour-currying grift.
  Hear his important words before the maul of the pungle strikes the gavel block.

Der selbstgefälliger Fachidiot

The Besserwisser indeed lords over his campus fief captive audience, yet extrapolates his precociousness to global concerns with an air of fraught importance.
  In days of yore, he might dare write an op-ed in local media organs, risking criticism of his turgid bloviations. Today he plays it safe by sticking to 280-character social media posts where oleaginous persuasions are easily digested by puerile doddypolls who publicly regurge it all to impress the world with other people’s wisdumb.

Crisis of Competence

GS Special Forces

KulturFilter 3.0

Failektik Raksha targets:

• Discordant Hindi-Yoruboid fashion conglomerations
• Ginger Man-Buns and the scores they keep
• Rhetorical lip service to the Proverbial Other, and the distended egos that snub the ineffectual superego

Ozone Bouquet