Venice Beach, ’90’s

Retozando en las Esquinas Cherokee

A splash in the South Fork at Watson’s bridge
Sliding down the shoal splits your chin
The air thickens in the Sunday wander
Somewhere in Waring County trouvailles await
Crumbling brick and parched straw
Spirited cavort at Cherokee Corners

¡Espéreme cielos!

Fabricated Pungle Plan circa Stratum XXIV

Clandestine groups that had been pushing psychological boundaries to propagate InfoToxins are against two things: BubbaCabal interference and leaks to the populace.
  By creating an artificial abundance of InfoToxins to develop, credibility goes up.
  What does the new Pungle Plan (as it is currently proposed) offer us?
  It evenly concentrates InfoToxins into proportionate arenas — easily managed by Orthotic Mental Buffers.

Whatever, MMXIX.

The generational light bulb is doused once again. Acknowledgment of received wisdom is tantamount to Giving in to The Man.

Parents are no longer puzzled over the withered impetus of their progeny...

Squandered potential... again...

Lemmings leap without considering future’s fate...

Whatever.

Not the bulb. Not even the moth or the bug spray. But the whole rotting gestalt.

Uchū Gomi, Stratum XII

Find the Divine Spark...

A Very Special Episode of “McPrescott”

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

  Television network OBC announces a very special episode of the popular talk show “McPrescott” that will air this Wednesday at 4 p.m. ET/1 p.m. PT. Host MacAllister “Seg” McPrescott will feature an “interview” with Jared Gutts, nephew of OBC editor-in-chief Johnny Gutts.

“You, Of All People”
Description:
  Having lost another job over the winter, an emotionally unstable Jared Gutts pleads with Uncle Johnny to bail out his sorry ass again. Seeing the opportunity for edifying edutainment, the elder Gutts brings young Jared onto the set of “McPrescott” for a grand castigation before a studio audience by McPrescott himself.
  Johnny Gutts could easily feel shame and hide this family black sheep from the spotlight, but instead discerns that public shaming and ridicule — pungeoning, if you will — may well be the (fingers crossed) Optimal Corrective.
  And “Seg” McPrescott is just the man to administer the medicine.

  “McPrescott” is a show bringing substance to daytime TV at a time when it is largely dominated by ”prole-sploitation” and crappy soaps. Guest lists are comprised of many prominent names in politics, literature, and entertainment, as well as “Joe Public” from Anytown, USA. “Seg” McPrescott never shies away from grilling them excessively, or giving them a troll-job, making him an excellent fit for the OBC network. Check OBC affiliates for local airtimes.