Strawberry Iceberg: New for 199X

Greetings from Mack’s

Mildewed seat cushions. Rotting, dilapidated wood from a jerry-rigged mini-golf green. Copious amounts of fag ends and dog dirt.
  Even the ratty, salvaged awning from the Barga Gabar lies ignominiously in the far corner.
  A once-inviting patio now rivals the World’s Loneliest Tailgate in the Annals of Sad Spectacles.

“Fayerlekhkayt in Feasterboro”

HORLOGE: Temporal Incursion Systems Audit [XChron¦23 Unit, Mission 20J]
Planned CHRONO mission for Stratum XLVII:

j. “Fayerlekhkayt in Feasterboro” (Stratum VIII) — On a suggestion from Miss W regarding her sister’s cortège planning, the family meets for repast at Freonlik Facility on Road Street.
  Mission: Assist Sub-Director Marcus Halle with revolving toaster mishap whilst retaining dignity of all involved parties.

“Cajolery at Actium”

HORLOGE: Temporal Incursion Systems Audit [XChron¦23 Unit, Mission 20F]
Planned CHRONO mission for Stratum XLVII:

f. “Cajolery at Actium” (Stratum -MMIII) — Tentative interception of unidentified non-HORLOGE players acting as Octaviani agentibus, resulting in a whupped Antonius losing his Mojo and hitting the vino.
  Said players also instigate Oneirophrenic Venn Conflict in Cleopatra, resulting in Dimensional Praecox in parallel with an amnesic Calcia in a later stratum.

“Cleaving Gestalts on the Steppes of Tartary”

HORLOGE: Temporal Incursion Systems Audit [XChron¦23 Unit, Mission 20A]
Planned CHRONO mission for Stratum XLVII:

a. “Cleaving Gestalts on the Steppes of Tartary” (Stratum -CDLXVI) — The prévision monochrome of antiquity quo ante leads to crisis.
Oneirophrenic Venn Conflict in overlapping access points between Zhozhin and unknown agent from VB. Engagement of Tapfermann Integral Equaliser extracts agent SLAKE to Point of Origin, thus avoiding Dimensional Praecox.

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