“The Johnny Gutts Show” was suspended indefinitely whilst the Interplanetary Telecoms Union investigated charges against both Gutts and Orville after he was viewed promoting arms trafficking on air. A favourite segment has been his apothegmatic “What I Know” utterings, picked up from past interviews in Haute Fresh magazine.
Highlights:
“LEADERS OF INEPT and dying organisations tend to focus on the symbolic. No new logos for us!”
“I DON’T JUDGE a book by its cover. I judge the cover. And often I find it wanting.”
“THE THING ABOUT CLOWNS isn’t that people just hate them, it’s that people like to hate them. I learned this when I interned at a circus and I never looked back.”
“I DON’T LAUGH at things because they are funny. I laugh because they are absurd.”
“I OFTEN MAKE PEOPLE angry. But are they angry because I’m right or because I’m wrong? They won’t say.”
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