HysterMist™ — Fighting Climacteric Change One Sip at a Time

Okay, we get it. The sudden hot flashes. The steady increase in bitchery over the years. The existential vacuum you face after a lifetime on the self-referrential treadmill of solipsism. Climacteric Change affects everybody — including female women ‘past their bloom.’
  Enter HysterMist™ by Barger & Ewens — a refreshing, functional beverage crafted to ease her Autumn Transition with composure and nonchalance.
  HysterMist™ is laced with oestro-flavoids that calm conniptions and mitigate meltdowns, lightening your accrued lifestyle load with aplomb.
  Sip your way to stability with HysterMist™, the Over-40 Spritzer. It’s for the greater good.