Thursday, January 11, 2007

Welcome to Classic City.

• Spot the Insecure White Dude with dreadlocks pubcrawling for credibility.
• Spot the Pandering Commissioner with power issues feeding bourgeois fears.
• Spot the Bored Bluehair spending her way into Tuna Salad Stupor.
• Spot the Clueless Retailer rusting widgets before impatient customers.

Don’t see them? They’ve been under our noses for a long enough time. It’s not like they’re wearing that Predator-style inviso-armor jazz. That would be funny though.

Actually, that wouldn’t be cool at all.