Saturday, January 04, 2020

Orville Corporation Standard Application Rejection Postcard

Dear Mr Jared Gutts,

Thank you for your interest in joining the Orville team.

We wanted to let you know that although your CV was quite competitive, our hiring team reviewed your application and did not choose it for further consideration. We’re looking for candidates with slightly more experience in all available positions.

Some notes regarding your application:


• Listing “Mr. H‘s Piano Bar & Aquarium Supply” as a former place of work was unwise, as knowledge of its recent unfortunate drug scandal was made widespread by local news coverage.

• “Baxteritis” and other Baxter Street misfortunes are not considered valid disabilities by the EEOC.

• “Hire me ‘cuz my uncle is the CEO” is not necessarily a persuasive point, regardless of whether the person is being used as a reference or not. (Note: he is not.)

• Regarding the above, avoid using as a reference: family members, your “really chill sensei,” and any CraigsList “feedback.”


We wish you all the best in your job search and future endeavours.

Regards,

Charmaine Hugoe
Recruiting Department Sub-Manager

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