Veteran Diplomat Named Special Envoy to Xarnaq Praetorium

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  Veteran Earth diplomat Sir Keir Marvik was named special envoy to the Xarnaq Praetorium on Monday, as Earth looks to step up diplomatic efforts after the Praetorium’s continued conflicts with the Grand Synod of Jurgætium.
  After serving in useless roles at the U.N., Sir Marvik was an Orville Think Tank political affairs chief from 2014 to 2017, as well as Allied Pungeoning Front PSYOPS Coordinator, a job that helps form United Planets policy and oversees U.P. mediation efforts.
  In 2015 Sir Marvik had an audience with P-Rod, liaison to High Council of Zarg VI, Grand Praetor of Xarnaq IV. He describes his grueling 18-hour psy-session as “the most important mission I have ever undertaken.”
  Sir Marvik commented on today’s announcement saying, “Earth, the Xarnaq Praetorium, and Orville share a common, mutual desire to improve people’s lives and contribute to galactic harmony. We look forward to collaborating with the Praetorium on a number of corporate social responsibility programmes around the galaxy.”
  “Optimistic dialogue regarding commerce and trade has continued between our worlds. The Grand Praetor he/she/itself is much impressed with our generosity and is eager to expand existing trade relations.”
  The Orville Corporation is pushing scalar expansion of geo-pungeoning options, with the Pan-Martian Consortium, the Tapfermann Cadre, and other corporate entities recruited from past Punge Expos to leverage future socio-economic “activities” off-planet.