Saturday, May 29, 2021

Saturday Night Sensation

When entering even the most benign of social settings, becoming a Conversational Hostage is always a risk. Ignored or not, sidlers can appear from all angles across the socio-economic spectrum, from upper-crust Hebetative Alumnoids down to Spahn Ranch burnouts.


  Garden-variety Ganjo-Pontificators are annoying enough, but decidedly worse are the Easy Breathers, who are one notch further up on the Connard Social Irritant Index.
  But this is nothing new. Savvy onlookers can easily put up Orthotic Mental Buffers, or induce a Reverse-Gaslighting procedural.
  The rest can look on and smile politely at the kind of people who don't have the foresight to avoid conflicting gluttonies.

“I ate a hot dog and killed a $40 buzz...”

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