Condimento X — Dare la Tetta

Think young Xaden won’t touch his daily nutritional allotment? At home? In public? Think again.
  Condimento X is the premier deflavourant for today’s unfledged palate.
  Condimento X has taste modulators that palliate intrusive lingual sensations spanning the Flavour Matrix. Condimento X simply tells your taste buds, “Everything’s gonna be alright, man.”
  No tears. No fights. Xaden gets his facehole filled and silenced and you get peace of mind.
  Win-win with Condimento X — The Flavour Panacea.