Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Hop On In: The Emperor's New Wheels

Lost? You’re almost certainly lost as long as you’re still out there, four-wheelin’ the dusty road in the desert of your mind. Satisfying every whim with your hunger for attention, turbocharged nullibiety, and improved nepotation asserts your dude half. On the other hand, your penchant for eating boogers affirms your tard half. You wear yourself well, whatever you wear. Sweet. Just don’t forget the bib.

The 2006 APF 1200 Short Bus
by APF Orville Automotive