UAP Election 2020:A Dark Horse Emerges

The Ugandoid Autonomous Prefecture 2020 election for Grand Gouvernor is now under way, now that Jayden Gutts (nephew of Orville CEO Johnny Gutts) has cast his insouciant hat into the lot.
  There has been much whispering among local elders that the Gutts candidacy might lead to a backslide into corruption not seen since the days of BubbaCabal occupation. Though Gutts has weak ties to the APF, elders are not convinced of his bona fides.
  “Idol Twiga Mtudada tells us Young Gutts walks in different footsteps than Bwana Johnny,” say elders from Entebbe.

  Into the spotlight steps Chukwuma “Chuks” M’bwe’bwe from the upstart United Rally for Pan-Ugandoid Renewal party (URPUR). M’bwe’bwe stands by the original UAP Liberation Intention of Johnny Gutts and the APF in their ’90’s ousting of BBACBL.
  “UAP is ripe to maintain its liberated stance! Johnny showed us the way! Say ‘no’ to busy-body nephews!” exclaimed M’bwe’bwe at a recent campaign stop.
  URPUR is a coalition party made up of APF operatives gone native, former PATU partisans, and UTT dissidents.
  Late brother Jomo Ndeki M’bwe’bwe is remembered for playing a large part in helping spirit Wakili Kuku and the APF those decades ago. He also improved Idol Access to citizens by ending the foreign meddling at Kanisa Fuju Temple.
  “Chuks” M’bwe’bwe promises to carry on that torch for all UAP citizens.