Tuesday, January 17, 2006

They dare call you ‘Sell-Out’

Sipping Sangría on the Hood of a Crown Vic...
The Comfy Nutshell of Cognitive Squalor...
Self-Actualization through Whining...
...Ah, the Heady Days of Youth.

End Your Empty Politics of Symbolic Resistance and Begin the Bourgeois Dance You Once Mocked!

The domestic trade-offs are quite simple:
• Pretend her homemade ‘sauce’ is really something special.
• Smile meekly at Home Ec skills you can't comprehend.
• Forget that your opinions matter, as if they ever did.

“They dare call me ‘Sell-Out.’ What do they know..?”

THE UPSIDE OF BEING WHIPPED:
A SEAMLESS TRANSITION FROM ONE EMPTY LIFESTYLE TO ANOTHER