Tuesday, February 14, 2006

got buttermilk?


This has been a test of the Emotive Response System. Skid Row types down on their luck may use dairy products reflexively as a surrogate libation that may have unintended results: The frantic attempt at quaffing available liquids may overwhelm the intake threshold and gullet capacity, resulting in a loss of face as fluid expulsion soils one’s countenance. At the opposite end of the social scale, this routine is equally common with collegiate alumnoids.

2 comments:

Janet said...

All I know is that's one scary picture.

Unknown said...

That would mean a successful test.