Collegium Tergiversatio

Don’t Choke on Frame

Secret Star of Sunday’s Grill-Out ’72

The 72nd iteration of the Grill-Out was achieved recently and expectations were exceeded. Intestinal fortitude was maintained for the duration.
  Again the sanctity was upheld with vigour from the green.

Brisling Bros. Sardine Treats

The Banes of the Times I

Retro Tech: The Orville Pungeonator™ 2000

By the turn of the 21st Century, the Orville Corporation had made substantial technical advances in the fields of interrogation, reprogramming and pungeoning.
 Orville introduced the Pungeonator™ 2000 in late 1999, just in time to allay fears over the Y2K Crisis. With leading-edge psychological technology, the Pungeonator™ 2000 set a new standard, providing a clear, clean, and intuitive abuser-interface that removed pesky Command Clutter hassles.
  Certain pungeoning techniques as the Psy-Truncheon, the Inanimate Pungle and the Burn of Hukei-Lau were now made automatic and hands-free.
 We’ve come a long way.

Retro Tech: The Orville Pediamatic Pigeon™ 2300

In the 1990’s, the Orville Corporation helped to further advance chipping and RFID technology with the unveiling of their Pediamatic Pigeon™ 2300 biochip transponder.
 The implant designed for tracking infants and children was deemed a success and raised world market value in the field by almost fifty percent by 1998.
 We’ve come a long way.