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Bio-Meth: People Helping People

DNA Donations • Help Save Lives • Earn Extra Bucks

  DNA is the essential starting material needed to manufacture therapies and products that help individuals with rare, chronic and often genetic diseases to lead healthier and more productive lives.
  Enter the Orville Corporation’s Bio-Meth DNA Donation Facility. Bio-Meth takes painless and quick DNA donations from the public for easy cash. Here’s the thing — you’re not donating to a charity anymore. You’re donating to a business. They will use your DNA to turn them into products. It’s only fair they compensate you for your time and your DNA, right?
  Many people who were apprehensive before their first DNA donation have become regular donors after discovering that donating DNA is safe and easy.
  Some of the therapies, products and services Orville offers based on donated DNA are:

• Therianthropic Therapeutic Services
• Punge Procedural 41-2: Neurohacking (Scrubbed)
• Bifzabka Nano-Punge™ Protocols
• Ego Excision and Emotherapy

  Millions of people whose lives depend on DNA donors cannot thank you personally for your donation, but you have the satisfaction of knowing that you’ve made a big difference for people suffering from a host of conditions. Stop by today!

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