“The man has his rights like the animal, so let him run about freely; and you, my dear fellow animal, are still this man, in spite of all!"
— Orville CEO Johnny Gutts, “Nietzschean Entelechy and the Nomological Net” JEF Talk, Moreau Institute, 2009.
In the contemporary West, social mobility is a fluid concept: Those with the wherewithal to improve their station are quite free to do so, and the resources for such are abundant (free public libraries, tight-knit communities, the interweb, etc.).
Alas, certain individuals of various castes forgo the available potential in front of them in preference to backwards-looking, petty power plays. As human nature has taught us, there will always be crabs and tall poppies. In many, envy will override aspiration.
The Orville Corporation has always soberly recognised this social constant. And they now have a “win-win” solution to this societal friction. They have found a way to offer non-constructive individuals a voluntary way to position themselves in preferred ‘pecking orders,’ whilst the rest of constructive society can progress without the added deadweight: Re-purposing particular caste members into the socio-ecological food chain via recombinant DNA.
Thanks to Orville’s cutting-edge genetic technology, it is now possible to offer voluntary individuals their place in favoured biosphere hierarchies.
“How would you like it to be able to lord over those who you consider inferior?”
“Shure, sign me up.”
As an example, certain humans who buzz and sniff about with inconsequentia can be reassigned “botflyboys.” Gluttonous and slothful folk can be remodeled as “hu-frogs.” Et cetera. Social organisms can find their niche across the diverse spectrum of the entire animal kingdom.
Voluntarily, of course.
Orville also offers post-procedure psychological counseling for the trans-species communities.
Along with a vibrant market, Orville executives are confident to proffer their current technologies towards this viable solution:
• Cross-platform calculations accurately verify BioSynth feeds
• Multi-petabyte indexing with SSD bus guarantees accurate DNA sequencing
• Atavistic frame codes used in conjunction with physiotype cross-fade options encompasses crosses of all fauna
• Virtual-focus assembly of nanobots assures applicable exchanges of chromosomal flanking regions
• Verified Heisenberg compensators safeguard proper DNA recombination
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