Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Greetings from Mack’s

Mildewed seat cushions. Rotting, dilapidated wood from a jerry-rigged mini-golf green. Copious amounts of fag ends and dog dirt.
  Even the ratty, salvaged awning from the Barga Gabar lies ignominiously in the far corner.
  A once-inviting patio now rivals the World’s Loneliest Tailgate in the Annals of Sad Spectacles.

Sunday, November 24, 2019

“Fayerlekhkayt in Feasterboro”

HORLOGE: Temporal Incursion Systems Audit [XChron¦23 Unit, Mission 20J]
Planned CHRONO mission for Stratum XLVII:

j. “Fayerlekhkayt in Feasterboro” (Stratum VIII) — On a suggestion from Miss W regarding her sister’s cortège planning, the family meets for repast at Freonlik Facility on Road Street.
  Mission: Assist Sub-Director Marcus Halle with revolving toaster mishap whilst retaining dignity of all involved parties.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

“Cajolery at Actium”

HORLOGE: Temporal Incursion Systems Audit [XChron¦23 Unit, Mission 20F]
Planned CHRONO mission for Stratum XLVII:

f. “Cajolery at Actium” (Stratum -MMIII) — Tentative interception of unidentified non-HORLOGE players acting as Octaviani agentibus, resulting in a whupped Antonius losing his Mojo and hitting the vino.
  Said players also instigate Oneirophrenic Venn Conflict in Cleopatra, resulting in Dimensional Praecox in parallel with an amnesic Calcia in a later stratum.

Friday, November 22, 2019

“Cleaving Gestalts on the
Steppes of Tartary”

HORLOGE: Temporal Incursion Systems Audit [XChron¦23 Unit, Mission 20A]
Planned CHRONO mission for Stratum XLVII:

a. “Cleaving Gestalts on the Steppes of Tartary” (Stratum -CDLXVI) — The prévision monochrome of antiquity quo ante leads to crisis.
Oneirophrenic Venn Conflict in overlapping access points between Zhozhin and unknown agent from VB. Engagement of Tapfermann Integral Equaliser extracts agent SLAKE to Point of Origin, thus avoiding Dimensional Praecox.

Friday, November 15, 2019

Relic Retrieval: S’quatch Totem

A Fourth/Fifth Stratum icon was physically retrieved recently from the mists of time. The S’quatch Totem was a talisman alluded to in several representational iterations in past communiqués.
  And now the real thing is in our hands, unearthed from the old Sastoqué Châsse.
  Restoration of the relic was neither difficult nor time-consuming. After having spent so many years hidden within the châsse in the Armoire Secrète de la Loge, the amulet's condition was wholly intact.
  When meticulously examining the adornments within, restorers discovered other relics of note: Shamrock Five, whalebone from the Kenvil marina, silica samples from Blue Sands — stories from and for another time.
  Now in the proper reliquary under glass, the S’quatch Totem is in good hands for Stratum XLVII.

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Puppeteered Proxies of Janie’s Domain

DATELINE: Academie Cloches, Stratum Dos

  Ms Janie instructs students to craft avatars out of brown paper sacks and coloured wax.
  She is simply following the lesson plan.
  Perhaps her views fall in line with the sanctioned pedagogy positing that ego-reframe rubrics are necessary tools to steer younger subjects towards a more manageable psychological control frame by the Central Edu-Cabal.
  This is accomplished by forcing subjects’ external locus of identity onto homuncular thought-forms manifested by everyday arts & crafts supplies. Basically, rudimentary tulpa management for Junior 1 Forms as prescribed by CEC Compliance.
  Still, Ms Janie is simply following the lesson plan.

Saturday, November 09, 2019

Salaryman Rama Questions
the ‘Needful’

Salaryman Rama is tempted by Shurpanakha as HR lies in wait...
“Who says who needs what and why?”

...Whilst Corporate Ugandoid chuckles, remembering bygone BBACBL ghosts of incompetence...

“You think you have it bad now?”

Saturday, November 02, 2019

Remote Field Monitoring:
Actionable Results

Security, Safety, Sanity
  The APF’s HORLOGE team can follow agents with biometric position tracking via subcutaneous transponder. This allows HQ to bring agent back to Point of Origin in case of episodic emergency. HORLOGE HQ standardises the collection, integration, modeling, and analyses of disparate data to a robust, unified view. This solution accelerates time-to-value, leverages AI, and enables analytics that can assess agent performance issues across various CHRONO channels.

Intel Gathering — ‘Doing the Homework’
  Gathering intel relies on trusty sources within orthogonal timeframes to enable high quality situational assessments. This necessarily depends on a huge variety of sources from Remebered History, whether public or classified.

“Put it All Together”
  H Team boffins can extract useful metadata from timebot samples at one end, as well as real-time profiles of historical markers at the other. Putting them together is the trick. Manifold intelligence is targeted and contextualised, allowing HORLOGE teams to identify and prioritise events based on the Criticality Factor.

Integrate, Visualise, and Pull Your Thumb Out
  Intel feeds often become burdensome to Timespan Security teams, unless customised targeting is used to manage HistoryFeeds via field agents. When processed with other contextual information, “Rules of Causality” concerns become highly ‘iffy.’ Note that the intel comes from the context associated with episodic incursions which trigger Retrocausality Alerts!
  Potential paradoxes are par for the course, regardless of any Varneau-Gutts Scenario. ChanceCompass™ projections will be shared with analyst teams. Change states in quantum systems alert analysts to calculation errors, and can more quickly correct those errors and manage CHRONO data.
  Clearly the scope of CHRONO Ops varies significantly from agent to agent depending on mission and purpose. The APF supports Project HORLOGE’s proactive integration and use of Timespan Security to protect intel architecture and detect future etheric paradoxes that may arise.