Monday, July 21, 2014
Punge Procedural 23F is often used as a “last resort” in re-/de-programming protocols with subjects who are resistant, antagonistic or unresponsive to other procedurals. This particular process includes a strong chemical “cocktail” but the main motivating procedure involves the heavy use of memetic implantation in the host as well as ontological card-shuffling with aberrant psyches. These are psyches that stray too far with a (weak) psycho/moral hygiene that threaten the social fabric with standard Cluster B personality disorders.
Languid yet stubborn minds tend to have a psychological necessity for an “Emmanuel Goldstein” in order to unite and focus their frustrations with what is ultimately self-unfulfillment. Fortunately, this tendency towards scapegoating can be reversed with the PP-23F procedural to implement a subconscious superego presence with a “firm, guiding hand” to steer said psyches in a socially constructive fashion.
Reason itself was never a factor in the first place of how subjects’ minds got to where they are. And so with psychological correction, the memetic implants often persuade using shame, fear and embarrassment, to the dismay of some critics.
Orville stands proudly by the successful record of Punge Procedural 23F.
Posted by LordSomber at 12:24 AM
Sunday, July 20, 2014
The Bifzabka Nano-Punge™ Protocol (BNPx 0.5) is using a hipster demographic in its prototype test phase. It involves initiated active nanodevices that act as molecular assemblers utilising passive nanostructures to construct pro-pungeon nanobots to invade the host and deploy themselves to find the “bully chromosome” (as per PP41-2 directive) — the very molecule that makes individuals susceptible to bullying. Once the nanobot finds the particular cell or molecule, it does two things: 1) It begins to “punch” it repetitively via Molecular Sucker-Punch™ 2.0 (MSP2) and 2) builds another nanobot/assembler. The second does the same...
The frequency of the pummeling can be synchronized across thousands of nanobots within the host. This can be orchestrated to setup a harmonic imbalance to counteract case subjects’ physical activities, such as (but not limited to) foodie talk, grooming beards and collecting mid-century furniture.
Synchronized MSP2 actions can coincide with heart rate (1x, 2x or 10x) per heartbeat or in random time sequences such as MSP-C (C = chaos), as well as syncing to neural oscillations of brain waves (alpha through theta).
In theory, events can be triggered remotely, or nanobots can wait for a particular event before activating the chosen candidate.
Test results will be forthcoming.
Posted by LordSomber at 12:42 AM
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Omen from the past? Regeneration of temporal juju? Transmission from U’lei Lyngdoh?
Semiotic ascertainment remains inconclusive.
Posted by LordSomber at 11:52 PM
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Developers at Orville Pharmanautics Labs in Heritageville have been beta testing a pungeoning procedural (prototype PP41-2) that involves biochemical mechanisms in conjunction with basic meme insertions. The biochemical mechanisms attach themselves to specific hormones in the human body and attack particular DNA strands in molecules in nearly any organ but most prominently, the brain. The DNA element singled out is the “bully chromosome.” This chromosome is responsible for the unfortunate human trait of susceptibility to being bullied.
Ostensibly, the biochemical agent would find this bully chromosome and repetitively deliver a Molecular Sucker-Punch™ to expedite psychochemical reactions towards the goals of this particular procedural. This would occur millions of times throughout the prefrontal cortex of the subject.
Alas, the preliminary tests were suboptimal, as subjects’ susceptibility scores were indeed lessened on the Bully Axis, yet their Locus of Control was unfortunately neutralised. Subjects just didn’t care anymore. About anything. They would just sit there exhibiting symptoms of ptyalism, rhinotillexis and wearing their ball caps backwards. Orville is unfortunately shelving this procedural prototype.
But there’s hope! Orville’s Nanotechnology Division is stepping in where biochemistry has failed to deliver. Nanobots are currently being designed that should achieve the same goals as Punge Procedural 41-2, both on a cellular and molecular level. Current efforts are looking promising.
Posted by LordSomber at 9:31 PM
Sunday, July 13, 2014
A PNGN technique recently declassified by the Orville Corporation/APF is Reverse-Gaslighting (PP86-02): a form of psychological elucidation in which factual information is presented with the intent of shattering a delusional individual’s own prior self-deceptions, misperceptions and insanity. It may simply be the negation of inculcated phantasms, or it could be the staging of psychological interventions with the intention of reorienting the victim to reality.
A central aspect of RG is Reality Affirmation — denial of false/implanted events, and vivification of factual events.
RG can be approached using varying combinations of the following methods:
• Psychic Detrusion
• MW auditory effect
• Voice to Skull (or “V2K”)
• Tapfermann Continuation
• Pharmatronic Applications
• Sleight of Mind
These applications are commonly used at most pungeonaries as well as in the field.
Posted by LordSomber at 10:43 PM
Friday, July 11, 2014
Posted by LordSomber at 9:32 PM