Sunday, August 07, 2016
Her launch was most likely from the shores of Lac des Cloches in an early stratum summer. The craft would navigate the waters with aplomb, cruising by the free-floating Quai des Anguilles.
The JEFON II would avoid the concrete dam at the North End, lest it be pulled over the edge.
The ship also avoided the Baie du Lenapes at Kenvil — a filthy body of water downstream from Shakamaxon, filled with iceberg hazards and urban detritus.
Most memorably, the JEFON II would sail the blue seas at Medeira Selváge, with the famed Reges Tower in sight. Other ships would pass by in admiration, such as the “Pop-Eye” sightseeing boats, the Swandale ferries, and the P.V.S. Ayrshire Urie.
So what happened to this fine ship?
It is not certain, but it is thought that the JEFON II escaped its moorings at Crique de Yanick sometime after the move to the East Bank after Stratum V.
Posted by LordSomber at 9:15 PM
Tuesday, August 02, 2016
Malinconico made his way under the balmy sun to the Giannone Estate, who was hosting the event. The paltry coinage gained him entrance as he made his way to the backyard.
Kids from all over the neighbourhood were milling about, including the Cozzolinos, the Nuvetis and the gang from St. Jude’s. Backyard Pantomime was about to begin.
Two fellows faced each other in the clearing. They began making dance-like gestures reminiscent of retarded Tai Chi. But young Malinconico was distracted by a table off to the side of the yard.
Atop the table were sweets, treats, refreshments and prizes — all available for a price!
Alas, young Malinconico realised he was out of cash. The frustration levels grew to that rivaling the Vertol Waiting Room.
Tears began to burn his cheeks. The image of those stupid Tai Chi dudes became a blur.
In his consternation, Malinconico stormed off the estate grounds.
He turned, squinting. It was one of the Cozzolino brothers.
“Hey, look what I got! Hey, whatsa matter?”
“Nuthin.’ Whattya got?”
Cozzolino revealed a small ceramic object.
“It’s the Idol of the Monkey God. I got it for fifteen cents.”
“What’s his deal?”
“He’s good luck. Look at his eyes. See? He’s smiling at you!”
Malinconico looked with interest at the tchotchke. Cheap thing.
“Yeah, I guess,” he replied.
But he was impressed with the optimism Cozzolino infused into the simple curio.
And the implied benediction was taken to heart.
Malinconico made his way home as the late afternoon sun dried his tear-streaked face.
Posted by LordSomber at 10:59 PM
Saturday, July 30, 2016
“UNCLE JOHNNY HAS SHOWN ME the entrepreneurial spirit — I’m gonna open a store that sells those backwards baseball caps. $$$!”
“I ASKED MY FRIEND José if they have nachos in Mexico, and he laughed. So did my friend Roberto. I think nachos must be a great comedy topic in Mexico lol.”
“THE FUTURE IS ALL ABOUT the rapidly advancing field of astronomy. I’m naturally interested since I’m an Aquarius.”
“LIFE is a bowl of cherries — you never know what you’ll find.”
“IF MORE TERRORISTS had access to video games, I think they would chill out a lot more.”
“UNCLE JOHNNY SAYS not to use the mobile phone at the dinner table, but that’s just him being anti-social.”
“I HAVE AN 11TH PLACE participation trophy that reminds me of the competitive spirit. It’s up in my room.”
Posted by LordSomber at 10:20 PM