Sunday, June 19, 2016

Vertige Attaque 2

• Vertige Attaque: Le Couloir
• Adieu, Rive Est
• Parc à Piedmont
• La Mère Lion
• La Famille Scarlatti Sort Précipitamment
• Vertige Attaque (reprise)

Vertige Attaque

• Overture in D#
• Là-Haut Sur le Toit
• La Session Gentil
• Set for ‘Ignore’
• Champignons Moelleux
• Vertige Attaque

Monday, June 13, 2016

Latté Septoids of Geherhaus: Auffällig Tugend Signal

• Mehr Zucker als Koffein
• Poor Ol’ Sod Rick
• No Sriracha for You!
• Veganoid Prance
• Gauge of Attention
• Pissenkrieg auf Eriks Gesicht
• Klopapier Stopft den Spalt
• Die Nutzlose Fotze
• Komm, Lass uns Verschwinden!

Thursday, June 09, 2016

SLAKE in Stratum K: Shamrocks and School Buses

As a wee lad in his formative years, young Stoddard enjoyed the simple pleasures of exploring the outdoors — lush lawns, a spring breeze, croci blooming under the sun.
  And incredibly, it was there in the grass that he found a five-leaf clover.
  “Who ever heard of a five-leaf clover?” Stoddard thought to himself. And so he plucked off the fifth leaf and went to show his mum.
  One cannot fault his logic — inasmuch as a six-year-old can be logical. Mum was indeed surprised, albeit with a quizzical frown.

POINT OF ORIGIN: Present day.
  SLAKE the CHRONONAUT stood on the time displacement platform, prepped for a new APF mission — Destination: Stratum K.
  He materialised in the driveway of the Houcke household. Schoolchildren were running down the sloped drive to meet the approaching school bus.
  In the quantum-calibrated chrono-goggles SLAKE wore, he could tell that one of the kids would overshoot the footpath, putting himself in the direct path of the bus.
  SLAKE took two steps and leapt ahead to tackle young Stoddard by the knees. The boy fell forward and hit the asphalt as the wheels of the bus screeched to a halt, a mere half-metre from crushing his head. The six-year-old got up and sheepishly climbed aboard the bus.
  SLAKE had vanished.
  Was this stroke of good fortune the blind luck of a mutilated cloverleaf or the invisible hand of a future interloper?

  No matter.
  The shamrock survives to this day, laminated for posterity, and one can still see the vestigial stem of that fifth leaf.

Sunday, May 29, 2016

ZFG: Shoulda Went With Her

• Welcome to Paulie’s Shore
• Rickety Charm
• Skinny-Dip with Photoplanktons
• Bitchi Hibachi
• Who’s Afraid of Tobacco Road?
• Violet Solitude

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Grand Theft Pungeon XIII: San Athena

Orville’s Grand Theft Pungeon series is one of the most popular series of action-adventure, crime and role playing games. Orville has recently launched the 13th Grand Theft Pungeon version and it’s leading to a huge success. All the die-hard fans of GTP series are expecting new adventure and excitement in GTP13.

GTP players can customise main character Jared Gutts before playing the game. The customisation of appearance, clothes and intelligence (or lack thereof) is a great feature.

GTP13 can be little more explored with more missions such as:
• Run over local character Ted Rant on his bicycle
• Mow down zebra crossing pedestrians in front of The Gristle restaurant
• Start a trash fire in Orp’s backyard
• Play in “Demolition Derby” mode and smash and plow through either gameday tailgaters or the crowds of ClassicCityFest.
• Run over those annoying meter maids with their hoity-toity tricorders

Such missions will give a more real feeling in the game. It will boost one’s temperament to get indulged in the game.

GTP13 has various vehicles which is liked by various fans such as the ‘72 Plymouth Satellite wagon, ‘71 Ford Pinto, ’73 Mercury Comet, ‘75 AMC Hornet — even a ’70’s model Mack garbage truck, if one so desires.

Grand Theft Pungeon 13 is available on all platforms and will be released this summer.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Classic City Arcade 0516

Rand Hugoe involved in Nose Work and prepping for Punge Expo ‘16... Dr Carter and wife journey from the Piedmont to visit the Brooklyn Café... Mr Dutch celebrating birthday with howdies... Mr Yudy visiting from the Left Coast… Mr Arthur picking up a gig at the Tron Factory… Mr K leaving dismembered corpses on verandah...