Sunday, November 11, 2018

Retro Tech: The Orville Pungeonator™ 2000

By the turn of the 21st Century, the Orville Corporation had made substantial technical advances in the fields of interrogation, reprogramming and pungeoning.
 Orville introduced the Pungeonator™ 2000 in late 1999, just in time to allay fears over the Y2K Crisis. With leading-edge psychological technology, the Pungeonator™ 2000 set a new standard, providing a clear, clean, and intuitive abuser-interface that removed pesky Command Clutter hassles.
  Certain pungeoning techniques as the Psy-Truncheon, the Inanimate Pungle and the Burn of Hukei-Lau were now made automatic and hands-free.
 We’ve come a long way.

Sunday, November 04, 2018

Retro Tech: The Orville Pediamatic Pigeon™ 2300


In the 1990’s, the Orville Corporation helped to further advance chipping and RFID technology with the unveiling of their Pediamatic Pigeon™ 2300 biochip transponder.
 The implant designed for tracking infants and children was deemed a success and raised world market value in the field by almost fifty percent by 1998.
 We’ve come a long way.

Friday, September 14, 2018

Classic City Arcade 0918

Chemists at the Horton listening to KISS and eating Funyuns®... Bells tolling at the Church of Sirach... 8TG prepping for anniversary show... Uncle Ernie overseeing gas line installation... Groep Margriet picking up a gig at the Kilowatt Klub... Joe Clown snapping pics at the Olde Laundromat...