Monday, September 13, 2021

Praise™ Aerosol Nutriment Added to Overseas Product Line

With success in the overseas energy inhalant market, the Orville Corporation has decided to add a new aerosol inhalant variety to the product line extension of Praise™, the “New Food Substitute,” and have included it in the current Praise™ international advertising campaign.
  Praise™ Aerosol Nutriment is an aerosolised rendering of the Praise™ semi-nutritional product. The patented amalgamation of soy, lentil, and organic naizõ by-products are suspended in an inert deuterated etheric propellant — a novel proprietary compound formulated by researchers at the Orville Corporation.
  Distribution will remain solely overseas until pharmacodynamic issues involving the unmetered huffing interface are resolved with federal oversight agencies. (Though it is rumoured that counterfeit Praise™ goods are showing up at hookah lounges in the States.)
  Orville CEO Johnny Gutts assures the public that health and safety concerns are of paramount importance along with the maintaining of quality systems for Praise™ products.
  “Whether you eat it or breathe it, the benefits of Praise™ are nigh indisputable,” he said.
  Gutts is confident in the eventual expansion of Praise™ distribution channels across the globe.

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