The Hipster demographic is one of the most contentious in recent years. “You marketers love stereotypes!” is a commonly heard criticism. Well, that may be true, but Hipsters must love them too since ‘the shoe fits.’ Proof? The marketing works.
Though their Terminal Bourgeoisphobia and Brooding Self-Dissatisfaction may flare up now and then, when their wad is blown on spent theatrics and Role Strain, they often settle into unabashedly consumerist roles. And being able to afford a low-paying job curating knick-knacks gives them relatively disposable income.
This is where Praise™ Firm Rendered Patties comes in.
The clambering need for Hipsters to overtly put out the ‘Beards and Barbecuing’ signal — once merely pedestrian masculine traits — is now, well... a beard of overcompensation in a Low-T demographic embarrassed by its own now-faded virility.
Praise™ Firm Rendered Patties brings the excitement and danger of cooking with flames to your backyard. Made with soy, lentil, and re-rendered organic naizõ, these patties are packed with phytoestrogens and flavour — at premium pricing this demanding demographic can afford.
With these Spoiled Uncreatives constantly re-rendering an already-recycled culture that’s been re-rendered again to the point where it all becomes socio-degenerative, isn’t it fitting that Orville is providing them a foodstuff that’s been re-rendered and recycled the same way?
Bon Appétit!
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