Monday, December 25, 2023

Bittersweet Sensations Across the Dementia

The instabilities of Dementia VII are well known. Amalgamated states of superimposition are unpredictable, like the one that forced a space-time merger of The Häag and Creamy’s. And those same quantum forces can work in reverse, bifurcating those same entities through an eigenvalue crash.
  Nevertheless, Mr Burr has prevailed through the trials of these Möbius roller coasters through Dementia VII to come out on top as Gestalt Ascendant of Dairy Interludes. But history leaves a crumb trail across many Dementia.
  Mr Burr’s original paghpaghak dispensary lay in Dementia III in Villaggio di Pietralegno. In the current D.III timeline, witnesses may be disheartened to see the facility left derelict and committed to dust, a fate not dissimilar to the historic Echelon Facility, Patinoire Del-Wood, or the future forsaken Sands AFB of 2024.
  But let us not wallow in discouragement. If Mr Burr can find success hop-skipping to other dimensions, maybe these other institutions have also found continuing prosperity somewhere else in the omniverse.
  Chin up, lads.

Thursday, December 21, 2023

ERS Updates ‘Toolz’ for Social Media Milksops

Crush it on social media! Cultivate your latent psychological pathologies with the Emotive Response System’s Digital Lifestyle Toolz™ for media exhibitionism.
  Today’s astute internet users are nigh hungry for your personal content, especially if it’s disgorged without the taint of thoughtful reflection.
  First person narratives are notably engaging as your Main Character Energy arouses the interest of complete strangers who apparently have unlimited time and attention to help fortify your depleted reserves of self-worth.
  The ERS Digital Lifestyle Toolz™ Combo-Pak includes mobile versions of:
  • The Spectrum 4.0 Lifestyle Product app
  • Culture Transition Services app
  • All current Punge Procedural apps
  • Hello Planaria Social Minefield Guide
  • Fragility Cultivation app
  • ‘Digital Despair’ forums, galleries and micro-blogs where the tech-savvy can bask and share in collective misery

As Johnny Gutts has declared, “In an Information Economy, there’s no such thing as Too Much Information!”
  The world is indeed the shoulder for you to cry on, so sign up today for the ERS Digital Lifestyle Toolz™ and let it all hang out!