Here’s the story of a desperate mother
Single, bringing up three quite troubled dames.
They had issues, with all their fathers,
Neither one the same.
Here’s the story, of a man named Jared,
Just out of rehab, like his fellow men
They were four guys, slumming all together,
What sugar mama could help them?
Till one day when the lady met our Jared
The bad boys always made her hot for bone,
And she knew this was more than just a hook-up
That’s the way that she knew that “Daddy’s” home.