The Marshaal Plan: Khaladaadka ku Dhawaaqida

Witness Tababaraha Marshaal marshal his Gut Class with lighthearted banter. As coach protégé, he is not burdened with intellectual duress, nor does he impose this weight on his disciples.
  Alas, some in la classe take issue with Marshaal’s cacoepy without the wry humour his études often garner.
  Future valedictorian Saddexagal Morphee was not impressed. He quietly tut-tutted with more annoyance than reproach, but his peers — wise, yet waggish — enjoyed a titter at Marshaal’s daily solecisms.
  We are all inspired by the victories of the World Coach. Tout de même, his gaffes should also be seen as learning opportunities.