Quench Your Insecurities with B&E Dopamine Spritzers

In a world full of staged artifice, demands to keep things Real, and constant pressure to change who you think you are, Orville Beverages International decided to make a drink that convinces you to be comfortable in your own skin.
  You don’t need a special occasion — or anyone’s permission — to deserve a moment of refreshment and affirmation. That’s why Orville has resurrected the spirit of our neurotransmitter forefathers to create Barger & Ewens’ Dopamine Spritzers.
  B&E Dopamine Spritzers give you the essentials when you want it: Simple, artisanal water and light flavours lovingly crafted with dopamine and other organic hysterogens. It’s exactly what you need on your own bumpy road to wellness.
  Enjoy a B&E Dopamine Spritzer on a balmy summer’s eve with the girls, on a lone frigid night with the cat, or anytime in between moods.
  B&E Dopamine Spritzers — Quench Your Thirst... and Your Insecurities!