New Babylon 3

Psi-Дубинка: Loop Happiness to the Virgin Soil

Le Mensonge 5

Mars mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-dix-huit
Korrigier die beleidigende Lüge

Utilizing the spillover:
Energy Into Posterity;
Optimizing Your Collateral Results

If you knew you had met the Beast... would you still arbitrate?

Along our path in life, we encounter advice, amity and allegiances with individuals based on what the naïve like to think are “best interests” and “a kind of rapport.”

It shouldn’t take a paranoid to question the concern of the “overly-invested” as hidden agendae of Energy Vampires, Culture Vultures and other False Coaches.

And yet the dewy-eyed idealists are lauded for stooping to reasonably entertain the unreasonable, thinking sanity and goodness would easily win over the consciously corrupt and dissolute.

Yet why are the questions of one who encounters the pall of Existential Doubt waved away with simplistic labels like “Pessimist” and “Captain Bringdown”?

LifeCoach™ by Orville can help you cut through the social brush like a street-smart machete with self-actualization programmes and UlteriorInquest™ hintage.

Syntax Punge 1a

This is the schema for the data model as described in the Psy-Punge Description Framework (PPDF) Model and Syntax Specification.- ->
•Bounday: Scammage. •Class: Punge. •Classß: Value.

идиóт: Thing Is You.

From the Allied Pungeoning Front Moscow Bureau 23 June 1999

Sharing the Needles of Success ‘99

Are your children prepared for “success?”

“Teenagers are expected to know how to deal with success with little or no education at home or in school,” says Ghetto Prescriptionary’s Johnny Gutts. “They must learn how to tell the difference between ‘wants’ and ‘needs’ in order to develop a dependency on success goals.”

Gutts offers these tips:

• Develop a summer habit.
• Look for expensive summer activities.
• Avoid Self-Administered Reality Checks (SARCs™).

Specimen 5 victim of combine accident

Specimen 6 reviews post-mortem:

While the Sidler Saucers hover on periphery of Prattle Zone, combine blades slash datahose; recoil of infostream conduit shattered the plexi-cab, thereby eliminating the Foister who meddled with Crops of Potential.

De-blurring...
De-gaussing...
The future dissolving to the present... to show what painted this Vomick Fever Dream:

...
The fields at Eagle Road slope toward the beckoning of yellow lanterns, wrought-iron, naked babes and 3-D wiggle fireplace pictures.
Post-repast laps through the house agitate the immature gut.
Thus, on the journey home warm mac’n’cheese erupts upon dank floormats. Without ZGoop™ on hand to aid in cleanup, Courier One ducks into G-Noid Orb Parlor to procure napkin relief.
Shotgun cleanup and back en route via M-Tug, while bobbing in and out of consciousness... ...

Advice of Specimen 6:

De-gauss the skull to repel magnetic dream mines. That, and don’t sprint from the dinner table with a full belly.