KopeKiosk™: Psych Vending Services for the Neeedy

Having mastered the art of beverage vending in both the corporate and public sector, the Orville Corporation continues its passion for Automated Convenience with an expansion into assisted psychological wellness services.
  The KopeKiosk™ featuring L’aide-Larvaire will provide public access to dispensed wisdom, emotional pandering, or even a cyber-shoulder to cry on.
  The L’aide-Larvaire digital assistant is more than a basic “Larval Malone” offering simple sweets. This AI-empowered wonder uses a Vibe Check assessment to become your confidante, your kvetch-mate — your oracle — on your journey to wellness.
  KopeKiosk™ prototypes have proven successful in college safe spaces, brunch establishments and low-tier muni golf courses. At present, Orville is developing a KopeKiosk™ mobile phone app (fully complementing their DLT and Hello Planaria™ apps) so mere location will never hinder one’s opportunity to complain, whimper, or be assuaged by sweet nothings.
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