The benefits of attitude adjustment and splayed frontality

It’s amazing what a little attitude adjustment will do.

The Y2K6 version of the Allied Pungeoning Front is making waves. Legendary Johnny Gutts is pounding his chest as he psychically pounds Pink Boys’ minds.

The APF has already had more pungeoning victories in 2005 as they’ve had in the past few years.

This is the very same squad that splayed the BubbaCabal’s frontal lobes last year, forcing them to cry ‘uncle.’ But Gutts’ enthusiasm and attention to fundamentals has rejuvenated a somewhat beleaguered pungeoning program and made it efficient again. The guys can’t wait to pungeon everyday. And you better keep some heads up there. Gutts’ brain-scabbing practices are entertaining in themselves. There are always several head games in play at once. If you don’t pay attention you are liable to catch a high-pierced psy-meme with your skull. Gutts even makes punge warm-ups a spectacle. Gutts handles minds like Napoleon handled Europe. He has five brains in the palm of his hand at one time and splays the mental frontality of his subjects like no other. It is quite appropriate that the pungeonary’s P.A. system plays “We Will Punge You” during psychological operations.

The APF has already made an early impression during these pungeoning sessions. With Master Gutts at the helm, look for the APF to make a lot of noise in the pungeoning world.

Display some attitude — Splay some Pink dude!