“I desperately need people to see that I’m ignoring them...”

Join us for a unique event where select members of the community can congregate in a safe space for calm and idle indolence!
  The Orville Corporation presents the Emotive Response System’s Asocial Hour — an event for local asocial folx and allies!
  The ERS Asocial Hour is a regular group outing for asocial people to dissociate, ignore social etiquette, and be seen without reciprocal engagement. It’s a way to herd like-minded individuals together to vegetate in a judgemental, deprecatory way. This is a gathering not for introverts, but passive-aggressive extroverts!
  Whether you’re looking to impress people without having to meet them, give complete strangers the stink-eye, or just listlessly take up space and oxygen, we hope you’ll stop by...

Date: Wednesday, July 24, 5:00-7:00pm
Location: APF Car-Vue/Q-Mast, Mezzanine 9, 6700 Barney Scholls Rd., Heritageville
Refreshments provided by Tauntini’s. ERS Digital Lifestyle Toolz™ and Hello Planaria™ phone apps are available to help ward off uncomfortable social interactions. ConGaijin-20 protocols including safe shunning distances will be observed.